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J.D. Nordell

On Hearing a One-Word Description of One of Our Nation's Most Celebrated Writers

Old-fashioned, derivative,
shallow, a fool,
self-absorbed, hollow,
pedestrian, cruel,

Talentless, creepy,
depraved, soporific —
God let me not be
described as prolific.

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J.D Nordell lives in Minneapolis.