Colleen McKee

Piss and Vinegar, or, The Decision

Her reason for living was to eat every kind of pickle pickled: cauliflower, lemon, sweet, sour, watermelon, okra, tomato … It worked: He left. She lived.

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In April, Colleenie "Beanie" McKee won a six-pack of beer for writing this story. Her jerkwad boyfriend drank it all up before leaving her with nothing but a fridge full of pickles. Colleen is also the author of a collection of poetry about food and sex, My Hot Little Tomato (Cherry Pie Press). Her email address is lilyofthegutter@yahoo.com.