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Kathleen Driskell


Jesus Called And Wanda Answered

Let us think of Wanda
next time our phones ring,
breaking our moments
with noses in a good book.

Let us remember
Wanda, who, were she still
living, might have said,
if I hadn’t answered the call,
would I still be dead?

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Kathleen Driskell lives next to a graveyard in an old country church that is purported to be haunted, but she and her husband, The Goat Man, vehemently deny those rumors.