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Try this meaty alternative to garbanzos!

Garbanzo! After Dark
Hot wet naked garbanzos!

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Garbanzo! VI: Wanted, Dead or Alive

Issue #6 is done! finished! washed-up! will never work in this town again ...

Satan, Facebook, daddy issues, vermin, poop, and — but of course! — the most tragic of loves.

Read the current issue and please do Ask the Bean!

Bits and pieces:

"Sex can be salvation ..."

"I finally had something on my father ..."

"Less well-heeled folk keep things they raise
Out of sight and conversation
... "

"When I can’t sleep, you’re posting on the web ..."

"My lover traps a mouse inside a skillet ..."

"You need me how the moon needs love:
You don't at all
..."

"Save me from middle management,
from buying a holster for my phone
... "

"Are you poopy?"

What are you kids doing in there?

Saving Latin, learning about Cuba ... what about you?